Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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