i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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