I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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