its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm just crazy horny about you
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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