Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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