My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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