she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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