quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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