Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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