Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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