I wish life had little blips of pornography
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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