i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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