I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
zippers are such a cool invention
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What happened to fro yo and sex?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
