haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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