check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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