we made out on top of his cat.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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