i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize