So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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