I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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