The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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