"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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