Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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