I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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