Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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