Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
