absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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