try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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