just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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