He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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