Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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