Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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