So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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