id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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