Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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