she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Swine flu is the new snow day.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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