Don't you send me to vm
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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