drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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