the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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