So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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