Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
soo... how was my night?
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