3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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