Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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