Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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