Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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