Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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