One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?