some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.