Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.