Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"

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(519): View more from Ontario

turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.

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(571): View more from Virginia

i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame

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(916): View more from California

This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.

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(207): View more from Maine

No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.

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