All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.