When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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