We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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