I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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