Pappa wants mamma naked
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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