He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
