i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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